That song has been blowing up my cell phone all freaking day, all freaking week actually
All because my former fiancee has that ringtone on my phone, it describes him perfectly;
“Hey I’m a Country Man
A city boy can’t do the things I can
I can grow my own groceries and salt cure a ham
Hey baby i’m a Country Man”
The whole song is Jason to a T. Tonight we are going to dinner and he says he has a surprise for me. The clues are vague at best, all I have gotten so far is he had to plan a way to get it to the restaurant, it is live (a greased pig? Fungus?) and now the last clue was “it’s 6 inches”
By the way get your mind out of the gutter on that last clue.
With Jason you just never know what he has up his sleeve. The first surprise I ever got from him involved a call at work that said “Be careful when you get home”. Then there was a note on the door saying my air conditioning was on. I was confused as heck.
I walked in the door and found a trail of astromerias (my favorite flower) from the door, through the living room, through the kitchen, down the hall, to my bedroom.
There at the end was a vase full of more flowers, a Maya Angelou card, and a bottle of Ralph Lauren perfume.
Several weeks later he proposed to me at my desk at work, down on one knee with the ring inside a huge white flower.
When I had a particularly bad day at work I got a candlelit bath with the best sweet tea ever that only he can make, and flowers floating in the water.
Oh also he said not to wear mascara tonight, I will cry.
